Back in Ohio folks are tucked in by 9, but I’m in Butler at 2 AM trying to figure out what a Pareto distribution is.

Ope, it’s 3 AM in Butler and these thetas on my grid paper are starting to look like tiny cinnamon rolls. Send hotdish.

If you stare at these uniform distributions long enough, the infinity symbol starts looking like the highway to Target.

Just politely apologized to this fraction out loud in Butler. That’s how you know it’s way past Midwestern bedtime.